Look, can we stop this here. I've only ever made a fake account to troll once and it wasn't very funny so I only used it again when I got banned twice in one week on various accounts. It's far too much effort and I'm not  clever enough to do anything funnier than ask, quite tiresomely, whether Fleet Foxes are playing next year or make references to drinking cider on a sunny afternoon.

I'm pretty sure those accounts like that one and Hollyoaks Top Fan are all Nico Rjinders (/Rijnders) taking the ****.

Hello. That one wasn't me and neither was Hollyoaks Top Fan. I wouldn't use Vampire Weekend as a signifier of lameness as I have a somewhat concerning degree of regard for them. 

If I was doing this one I might have included something about clitoris rather than Clitherhoe. Clitheroe might indicate that  it is Thomas as I think that is a northern thing.

I was never sure whether Hollyoaks Top Fan was Thomas or not. I didn't think so at first as his parodies are usually more distinct, despite the confusion up-thread, but then I thought the gentleness might be a deliberate device.

Hope this helps everyone looking for Early Bird tickets.

sorry grouchland i forgot about you previous and should have been more sensitive.
 
its actually a sort of compliment that you are thought of as the high art troller. but still, soz.

I have never created a sockpuppet account. My rampant ego wouldn't allow it. All my great jokes get credited to my name.

whoever did it i thought the "L'il Sis" and caps acronym for news of the world were both nice touches.

I liked the bit about The National. The dad bit was perhaps a touch heavy handed.

I do like that this is the only board I've ever come across in which there is in-depth deconstructs of often crude troll posts. I tried a similar post on eFestivals, asking whether Derek Bailey was likely to play the Glastonbury 'legends' slot, but they called me an idiot or something for not knowing he was dead.

just to slightly stray off this already off topic...whatever happened to auntie nubbins ?

You stopped logging in to that account, I guess

wow grouchland. somebody given you an injection of wit

I am the one with a blue headband and green sunnies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWoqlsM_UCY

****ing hell. **** James, totally ruined my Saturday with that "WE'RE ROCK AND ROLL AND WE'RE GONNA STAY ON AS LONG AS WE CAN MEANING THAT MACCABEES AND BELLE & SEBASTIAN GET SHORTER SETS **** THE SYSTEM" like they're in Fugazi or something.